VIPER's Not-So-Boring Privacy Policy

Last updated: 7/13/2024

Hey there, brave VIPER! Our lawyers are breathing down our necks to make sure we tell you exactly how we handle your data. So grab a snack, put on your reading glasses, and let's dive into this thrilling privacy policy adventure!

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1. The Data We Sniff Out (But Don't Actually Keep)

Listen up, because this is important: We don't collect or store any personal information that could identify you. Zilch. Nada. We're not creepy like that.

However, we do gather some non-personal, completely anonymous data. Why? Well, we're nosy about how our site is doing. Here's what we might collect:

• Your browser's life story (type and version)

• What kind of computer or phone you're using (operating system)

• Your VIPER journey (pages visited and how long you stayed)

• How you found us (referring website addresses)

• Your general whereabouts (country or city level, not your exact location – we're not stalkers)
  
  2.) What We Do With This Mystery Data

Now, you might be wondering, "What on earth are they doing with all this anonymous info?" Great question! We use it to:

• Figure out how people use VIPER (Are you clicking on that shiny button? We need to know!)

• Fix any pesky bugs or issues (We want VIPER to be smoother than a snake's belly)

• Make VIPER even more awesome (If that's even possible)

Rest assured, we're not selling this data or using it for any nefarious purposes. We're just trying to make VIPER the best it can be!

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       3.) Cookies: The Digital Kind, Not the Delicious One

We use cookies, but sadly, they're not the type you can dunk in milk. These digital cookies help us collect that non-personal data we mentioned earlier. They're like little spies on your computer, but they only report back on boring stuff like how you use our site.

Don't like cookies? You can tell your browser to reject them, but be warned: VIPER might throw a tantrum and not work properly. It's kind of dramatic like that.

 

       4.) Changes to This Privacy Policy

We might update this policy from time to time. Maybe we'll make it even funnier, or maybe our lawyers will make us add more boring stuff. Either way, we'll let you know by updating the "Last updated" date at the top.

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        5.) Got Questions? We've Got Answers!

If you're still awake after reading all this and have questions, reach out in the VIPER PIT Discord. We promise a real human will respond, not an AI.

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By using VIPER, you're agreeing to this privacy policy. Don't worry, we're not asking for your firstborn or anything crazy like that. We just want you to have a great time on our site while feeling safe and secure.

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Remember: At VIPER, your privacy is as important to us as our morning coffee. And trust us, that's saying something!